powerlesbian: YOU’RE FROM THE 70’S BUT I’M A 90’S BIIITCH (◕‿◕✿)
future-mrs-frost: hf748get9wihq: if you have social anxiety and you made that phone call or put in that resume or told that person they’re funny or woke up today I am so proud of you and even if you didn’t do those things I am still proud of you okay ….thank you
saving-hyrule: so tired but so much internet to do
themagiccane: Never be ashamed of the fashion style you like Never be ashamed of the type of music you like Never be ashamed of the TV shows you watch Never be ashamed of the movies you like Never be ashamed of what you draw Never be ashamed of what books you like Never be ashamed of your ships Never be ashamed of being you
kosplaybaby: if you ever call me cute i will think about it all day and when i go to sleep i’ll just be a little burrito of blankets and i will whisper quietly “they called me cute”
zackisontumblr: friends with overprotective parents
fasterfood: when people say “life is too short”
superwh010ck: queenkickass: i basically have the mentality of a puppy when i’m talking to someone on the internet like if they don’t respond quickly i assume they hate me and are gone forever and we’re never gonna talk again but then they respond and it’s like i come running in HI HI HOW WAS YOUR DAY I THOUGHT YOU WERE NEVER COMING BACK I LOVE YOU i have the mentality of a puppy...
philplz: philhowellsfordan: crimeovercoffee: when you keep drawing the same wrong line over and over and you get so frustrated you just draw one angry stroke and it’s pretty much perfect and you just that photo is fucking terrifying That photo was on my cereal this morning?
snowysula: what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
partybarackisinthehousetonight: wow. it’s hard to believe that the number on the back of every sports jersey is the amount of people each player has murdered
When you laugh so hard that your cheeks hurt.
lolsofunny: sodamnrelatable: (lol here!)
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: glue a tiny mirror over your drivers license photo so when you hand it to the police they will get confused and arrest themselves instead
lusture: lusture: omg I’m at work and a group of like 13 year old girls come in and order their lattes or whatever and one girl is like can you Instagram this with all our names on it? and her friend is like ya totally and so I may have put a q in the middle of all of their names so they got their coffee and were like “omg what the hell we can’t take a picture of this” Im literally the worst...
That awkward moment when you're really hungry, so... →
sodamnrelatable: And you’re just sitting there like
looz-y: izanyanorihara: constantcalibrations: swervesbar: people who hate female characters bc they get in the way of their m/m otp People who genderbend female characters bc they want m/m otps instead People who genderbend a male character to make the pairing ‘straight’ finding out your step daughter went to the ball without your permission and danced with the prince all...
how to be a "real woman": a guide
ofgeography: 1. do you identify as a woman 2. congratulations you’re a real woman
Me: gets nervous a year before a planned event